spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
meladoodle: “yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* why does man keep friendzoning him..
pizzaforpresident: babyb0nez666: assistantt0theregionalmanager: pizzaforpresident: I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch my names ashley…. lol my apologies, babyb0nez666
“crystal, I would love to have the sex with you.”
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
ilovethebeibztrolol asked: haii cood u help me get da hole supernatrual fandom to love the beibz wif me :3 id really appreciate it and you sem lyke and nice person i love beibz and id like 2 c more of him den supernatrual trololol thank yua
DEAN AND JO OMFG AND SHE SACRIFICES HERSELF DEAR GOD MY HEART WAS JUST RIPPED FROM MY CHEST AND ELLEN OH GOD
PARIS HILTON IS A FUCKING PEGAN GOD ON THIS EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING DONE IM DEAD LMFAO
babyferaligator: remember when uber was a thing
lzbth: ‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
archangelgaybriel: mikerotone: cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you yeah the throne
delonge-my-thong: its because I’m punk rock isn’t it?
tanakas: the school year is almost over
zooeydeschannoying: is it too late for lohanthony to be aborted?
drarna: how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them share an emotional hug during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better,...– Sylvia Plath (via nicoleeenugget)
kidouyuuto: IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP
zackisontumblr: if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: i wish i could use emoji’s in real life wait apparently those are called emotions